Meat, Milk, and Mayo (Mini Version)

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Missouri has become the first state to regulate the word "meat," ruling that lab-grown "meats" and plant-based alternatives can't use the word. According to USA Today, producers can be fined for "misrepresenting a product as meat that is not derived from harvested production livestock or poultry." The law was pushed by the Missouri Cattlemen’s Association, which has argued that the term is confusing shoppers and harming ranchers. Just days before, the maker of Tofurky filed a lawsuit in the state seeking to block the regulation and allow the company to continue to use "meat nomenclature" like "sausage" and "hot dogs.” Via LinkedIn News 

Reminds me of Hellman’s Mayo (Unilever) suing little Hampton Creek, maker of “Just Mayo”, a vegan alternative that saves tons of water and pollution per year by omitting eggs. If our planet is going to make it another hundred years, we can’t continue factory farming at this rate. It is flat out unsustainable.

For example:

  • The water required to produce a pound of beef = 32 showers.
  • A 1/4 pound of hamburger requires over 600 gallons of water to produce
  • 29% of the world’s water goes to animal production.  1 in 6 or 1.1 billion people go each day without access to clean drinking water.
  • +50,033 gallons of water by giving up dairy = over 200,000 gallons of water per year by simply leaving meat and dairy off the menu!

Check out Cowspiracy for more info.

We should be happy people are eating alternative meats. Also, anyone think about Camille Preaker with this rule coming from Missouri? Pigs are smarter than dogs, you know. #WindGap

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Judging Your Tweets

Can you compose an original, grammatically correct, thoughtful comment in 280 characters or less? On a regular basis? Well, that’s something.

Aired August 24, 2018.

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Unicorn Whisperer

This brief is dedicated to my friend Dan Goldgeier, author of the hilarious book Killer Executions and Scrubbed Decks: An Outside-the-Box Look at Obnoxious Advertising and Marketing Jargon. (Makes a great under $5 office gift.)

Aired August 14, 2018.

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Three Ideas for this Week

Three quick bits of brain candy:

  1. Why avoid the news (via @jasonfried)
  2. Nearly half of working age families in the U.S. have nothing saved for retirement.
  3. Billion dollar ideas someone should invent via @allison_pons.

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Productive People Don't Care About Texting

When it comes to texting, the always-on mentality is a problem. Drop your sense of entitlement and assumption that the recipient has their phone on hand 24/7. We need quiet without distractions in order to think. Your text is not that important.

Article that inspired this brief: The 7 Things You Need to Know to Text With Good Etiquette

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Privacy: Be Stingy with Your Data - Buffalo Exchange Fail

The main ideas in this week's show:

  1. Stuff weighs you down.
  2. Data is precious. Protect your own and don't ask your customers for more than you need.
  3. Transparency is so key in business. Consumers can smell anything less.

Credit: "It's Just a Couch" Clip from American Beauty (1999) - watch full clip here.

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My OG Etsy Shop - Accidental Ecommerce Education

 

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Filter Your Inputs: When to Unfriend - Flash Briefing 4

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Don't Tip on Tax! Do Millennials Tip Less? - Flash Briefing 3

Read more on the blog: Tipping is Broken (And Don't Tip on Tax)

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Pricing Marketing Services - Flash Briefing 2

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GDPR - Flash Briefing 1

What marketers really need to ask about GDPR.

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